Honey & Salt

Oh! Hello. I love seafood, beer, whiskey, coffee, cheeseburgers, tacos, family, dogs, cussing, moccasins, feminism, books, music, and babies.

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Well!

I’m moving tumblrs. I have far too many followers and I never hear from any of them. It’s too creepy.

Kbye!

Pete makes the brattiest, snarkiest little faces. I want to punch them all.

We’re tearing through the seasons [we’re halfway through season 3 now!] and we’re allllmost caught up with everyone else. Now, um, how should we go about watching Season 4? We don’t have cable, sooooo.

goddamnitsweetheart:

Hopscotch daytime party!
September 11, 1:00-5:00 pmKing’s BarcadeFREE!
Black SkiesCaltropMakeHog

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HOPSCOTCH COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER — THIS. THIS JUST. SO MANY FEELINGS [finally seeing your band! King’s opening back up! all of it]! oh my god, i can’t wait! AND THIS POSTER?

goddamnitsweetheart:

Hopscotch daytime party!

September 11, 1:00-5:00 pm
King’s Barcade
FREE!

Black Skies
Caltrop
Make
Hog

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HOPSCOTCH COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER — THIS. THIS JUST. SO MANY FEELINGS [finally seeing your band! King’s opening back up! all of it]! oh my god, i can’t wait! AND THIS POSTER?

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The White Stripes
Black Math
classicistmike:classicistmike:


You shoulda shaved your beard, Kinsey.

Lulz.

OHGOD. ALMOST PUKED. SO GROSS.

classicistmike:classicistmike:

You shoulda shaved your beard, Kinsey.

Lulz.

OHGOD. ALMOST PUKED. SO GROSS.

We keep watching episodes of the IT crowd and keep coming to the conclusion that Gunstreetboy IS MOSS. HE IS HIM. The only differences are that Moss is of a different ethnicity, British, and doesn’t have a girlfriend. Seriously — that’s about it.

We keep watching episodes of the IT crowd and keep coming to the conclusion that Gunstreetboy IS MOSS. HE IS HIM. The only differences are that Moss is of a different ethnicity, British, and doesn’t have a girlfriend. Seriously — that’s about it.

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fatmanatee:

This is the look on my face because I am eating this sandwich RIGHT NOW

UGGGGGGH SOO JEALOUSSSS.

fatmanatee:

This is the look on my face because I am eating this sandwich RIGHT NOW

UGGGGGGH SOO JEALOUSSSS.

This is a Mac kernel panic. It’s pretty bad news, and I think I would know how to deal with it if a customer called me with one. I didn’t know I’d have this kind of capability. I also didn’t know I could get nerdier.
I just finished my second week of training and I still love it. I got a 96 on my last test and 98 on this one. The rest of the class didn’t fare as well; a few had to re-take the test because of low scores.
After I turned in my test, the instructor [who has a kind of “Master Computer”] sent me a message that said, “Good job! I expected that from you! Now work on Mac OS X Printer Troubleshooting, etc.” That made my night. For the most part, I’ve been pretty quiet in the class, but I’m glad he already expects good things from me.
I really, really want to do well at this job, you guys.

This is a Mac kernel panic. It’s pretty bad news, and I think I would know how to deal with it if a customer called me with one. I didn’t know I’d have this kind of capability. I also didn’t know I could get nerdier.

I just finished my second week of training and I still love it. I got a 96 on my last test and 98 on this one. The rest of the class didn’t fare as well; a few had to re-take the test because of low scores.

After I turned in my test, the instructor [who has a kind of “Master Computer”] sent me a message that said, “Good job! I expected that from you! Now work on Mac OS X Printer Troubleshooting, etc.” That made my night. For the most part, I’ve been pretty quiet in the class, but I’m glad he already expects good things from me.

I really, really want to do well at this job, you guys.

thesevessels:diaryofarevolutionary:heyholetsgon:(via mighty2save)



i want!



LOL TELL ME HOW MY $10 URBAN OUTFITTERS SUNGLASSES GOT 250+ NOTES.

thesevessels:diaryofarevolutionary:heyholetsgon:(via mighty2save)

i want!

LOL TELL ME HOW MY $10 URBAN OUTFITTERS SUNGLASSES GOT 250+ NOTES.

If I have a mosquito bite on or around my nipple, does that mean the mosquito and I, like, totally got to 2nd base?

slaughterhouse90210:

“What a relationship looks like on the outside isn’t the same as what it’s like on the inside. You can be more in love with someone in your mind than with the person you see every day.”  — Jean Kwok, Girl in Translation 

Oh, Joan.

slaughterhouse90210:

“What a relationship looks like on the outside isn’t the same as what it’s like on the inside. You can be more in love with someone in your mind than with the person you see every day.”
— Jean Kwok, Girl in Translation

Oh, Joan.

SO THIS HAPPENED TODAY, YOU GUYS. THIS HAPPENED. I STILL CAN’T EVEN —.

SO THIS HAPPENED TODAY, YOU GUYS. THIS HAPPENED. I STILL CAN’T EVEN —.

boggle:

In summary.

REBLOGGING FOR TRUTH.

boggle:

In summary.

REBLOGGING FOR TRUTH.