January 2009
Oh, Cynda Moore
lieslieslies:
shakyknees:
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They were sooooo good live. Jonathan Meiburg talked to me & signed my concert flyer after the show!
Second best live show I’ve seen. On the roof of the Fonda my roommate and I talked to Will before the show and he was the nicest dude ever. The set list was amazing.
1) What’s the first best show you’ve seen?
2) Will totally...
Oh, Cynda Moore
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They were sooooo good live. Jonathan Meiburg talked to me & signed my concert flyer after the show!
IT SUCKS
helendear:
when you want to get up early because you WANT to get work done, but don’t necessarily HAVE to. because what happens? you DONT get up, of course. and then you feel guilty. blahhhhh.
That happened to me this morning. :/ it sucks.
Don't be a dick.
bom·bast - \ˈbäm-ˌbast\ noun pretentious, inflated speech or writing
Mary Walmartcraft
Andrew: CUE ANEURYSM. i mean, i know what she’s saying, but - why the fuck? WHY THE FUCK? Essentially — our Feminist Philosophy Professor threw us into the deep end of the pool, and the “Craft” she gave us simply could not keep us afloat. HAR. We are Drowning in Philosophical Bombast At 3:30 In The Morning. Oh, And We Have To Write Bullshit 2-3 Pages On This By Tomorrow.
ohspit:
Elaine! You are stupid! I would be pleased if Jerry gave me 182 dollars for my birthday!
Ahahahah. I just watched that, too!
““Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal...”
– Dan Savage on the new definition of “Saddlebacking,” created in honor of Rick Warren. This seriously needs to be bigger than Santorum a few years back. (via raptoravatar & izimbra & pterodactyly & concurrence)
FANTASTIC.
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“my front was warm, the cold backs of my arms never felt the dawn, the night was...”
– phil elverum (via downlikehoney)
Really?
I sometimes leave the tv running in the background while I do things around the apartment. I wasn’t paying attention to Dr. Phil until I heard what this couple was talking about:
They’ve only been married for less than a year, I gathered, and she is the most controlling woman I’ve ever seen. She made him quit going to college, he has a curfew of 6:30 PM, he has to go to bed when...
me: IS THERE AN OLD HOLLYWOOD CLASSIC YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
Kristal: aside from YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MOVIES.
me: THAT MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST
BECAUSE IF IT DID
me: IT WOULD BE ON MY QUEUE
OR I WOULD HAVE READ THE ENDING ON WIKIPEDIA
THANKS
Kristal: cue you ee you ee
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bruise bruiser brunch brunet brunette brunt brush brush-off brushwood brusque Brussels sprouts
I just ordered this netbook. I'm still breathing.... →
Cold Fried Chicken and RC Cola
Sometimes I need to be reminded that I’m from the South; this is one of the best ways.
Give me your eyes, I need sunshine
lieslieslies:
martinis-in-a:
‘Cause I’ll believe in anything, and you’ll believe in anything.
Your blood, your bones, your voice, and your ghost.
Another one bites the dust:
ohspit:
ameliamagritte:theressomethingaboutmary:urg:
Dear Mary Rambin,
When I read this post, my heart starting beating so fast I actually had to walk away from my computer. The fact that you have the audacity to compare your cosmetic surgery to a woman’s right to choose merely illustrates the fact that you fundamentally do not understand the issue at hand. Before Roe v. Wade women were...
You're Going To Be Talking About This: Author John... →
(via thedailywhat)
fuck.
Coachella 09 Lineup Speculation →
branduponthebrain:
official lineup will be announced tomorrow apparently.
NEIL YOUNG. NEIL MOTHERFUCKING YOUNG. MORRISSEY. PUBLIC ENEMY. WHAT.
In a Prep School Far, Far Away:
Young Frasier: I specifically requested my macaroni & cheese al denté.
Young Niles: I know. This lunch is a culinary Hindenburg.
Young Frasier: Niles, have you ever considered that our food may be
payback for your recent editorial, "Cafeteria Of Shame"?
Young Niles: Well, they can't intimidate me. They'll never silence
my pen. I could write an exposé on their baked goods
alone.
Young Frasier: [knocks bread roll on table before a pun alert:] Yes,
this is the hardest roll since Hamlet!
Young Niles: Good one, Frasier. May I use it?
Young Frasier: But of course.
A Facebook Status I Just Saw:
________ _______ is giving free facials this weekend!! Hit me up if you would like to attend..FREE REFRESHMENTS!!
so it goes.
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shanexcore:
snuh:
The Velvet Underground:...
bebelestrange:
Sage advice from Laura Berman, LCSW, Ph.D.:
“Are you happy with your body? If you’ve read a magazine or watched television lately, you probably aren’t. A recent study done in the United Kingdom found that watching sexy girl groups (such as the Pussycat Dolls) in music videos for just ten minutes significantly decreases women’s self-image.
Meanwhile, celebrity magazines routinely...
Who Killed Nancy? →
“This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way...”
– — T.S. Eliot, “The Hollow Men” (via amoamasamat)
oo. That gives me chills every single time I read it.
everithing:
mareen: ”Parentheses” - The Blow
