you guys… don’t tell anyone. but my job on wednesday nights is to drink drinks named after me… for free. is this real life?
Jermainia NEVER ceases to amaze me.
FS: why do i always get indigestion before i go to bed?
Holy crap. I don’t know, but my heartburn has been out of control lately — even after eating something like a sandwich and chips. I think the indigestion might have to do with eating before bed? I’m completely guilty of it, too [I just did it, actually - chili fries, no less]! Either change your habits or keep some Tums / Pepto nearby at night? Maybe talk to your doctor and see if s/he can do something.
Each one made my chest hurt a little more and, sadly, did not give me an orgasm.
Maybe next time.
goddamnitsweetheart:badelectricity:pertoleum:
Where’s my whiskey? I’mma get torn upp.
I’m watching ATHF right now! Also: WHISKEY.
FS: if you could replay any moment what would you replay?
Good lord. Um. I think I would replay the moments before my childhood best friend and dog was taken away to the vet to be put down. She was so calm and docile in those last few moments. I was an only child for 12 1/2 years, so she really WAS my best friend. It was in the middle of the summer, and she was sitting outside. I was spraying her with water from a spraybottle to keep her cool. I’m 98% sure I was sobbing while i was doing this. She was an angel.
How many people see your ass on a daily basis? Are there any truly distinguishable features that will give you away? Otherwise - don’t worry - it’s just an ass. Buuuut - if you meant “your naked ass” as in your entire body — that’s another problem. Change your appearance. Move to another country. Post encouraging, empowering comments on this video. I don’t know.
FS: Any regrets?
We all have those. I think my list, however, might be a bit longer than everyone else’s.
I’m curious to see what people have to say or want to know about me. I don’t know. I gave into peer pressure. Oh well.
FS: Would you rather have a butt on your forehead or feet on your chin?
Hm. Well, if you had a butt on your forehead, you could cover it with a hat. If you had feet on your chin, you could accessorize the hell out of your face with cute facefeetshoes.
If i haaaaad to choose, I’d proooobably choose a butt on my forehead and have plenty of awesome hats to cover it up. Having weird things hang off my face doesn’t seem too appealing, honestly.
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keep shaming me! i have work i should be doing.
FS: Does anyone ever tell you the name “Kristal K. Johnson” sounds like the name of a Marvel comics heroine? Are you really a superhero? What are your powers?
No, they haven’t. Since I’m a DC girl through and through, that might not be the best move on their part. I don’t think of myself as a superhero, but sometimes I think my little brother does. To him, my powers are driving, paying for things, picking out books for him, and being really old. That’s good enough for me.
FS: Do you miss your lip ring? What’s your favorite thing about working in a cafe (OTHER than the free coffee)? Where and what do you want to be 5 years from now?
I don’t miss my lip ring at all. I started to feel distanced from it a few months ago, and felt that it was time. I really, really love having REAL conversations about books with other book lovers; it’s so refreshing. Trying and making new coffee drinks is nice, too. Talking to and meeting new people is another great aspect. I want to be in grad school in 5 years [maybe in DC?] on my way to either being a professor or a librarian.
FS: I work at a bookstore and wish we could talk about books all the time. I really like your posts I wish we could swap stories and you follow me.
That would be amazing [as stated i the previous answer] — I love talking about books! I try to keep you guys updated when it comes to books I’ve bought or what I’m reading. It’s hard to read for pleasure in college; there isn’t enough time! It killlssss me. I’ll follow you if I figure out who you are! It’s hard for me to follow too many people at once, sadly.
FS: I love your blog.. very entertaining stuff and your hair is cute and I am jealous :)
maeby
Thank you so much! I try to keep it as interesting as possible? I’m actually in desperate need of a haircut, but!
I really love your blog, too! We share a lot of similar interests - How I Met Your Mother being a very big one. :)
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FS: i would love to be anything like you when i grow up. (:
Oh sweet Jesus, no. But if you’re serious about it,you can get there in just a few, easy steps:
FS: I don’t understand formspring. Why did you do this?
Yeahhhhh - I have no clue. Curiosity and narcissism [as F&B previously stated] are the main reasons.
FS: You’re wonderful. Not a question! Don’t care! Will you go steady with me? Is “going steady” too much of a fifties trope, or is it totally sweet?
ahahahahahahahohgodwhatdon’teven!
FS: how do you stop a dog barking at the mailman? it’s getting pretty serious and the mailman is scared.
Throw the pup a few pieces of meat and be done with it. Then pet it, of course.
I am still wearing this poncho, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in a formspring. Just sayin’.
sigh sigh sigh. i know. i knooooow.
Ugggghhhhghghhhh. I know. I know.
Ask me or tell me whatever.
“I don’t trust those goody-goody types; they’re usually the ones with cat mummies and fingernail sculptures under their beds.” —
goody-goody types are the worst — mostly because they usually are batshit crazy or just horrendously boring.
smell the freedom.
Yes! I hardly miss mine at all. I deactivated mine in September. I really don’t know when I’ll re-activate it. I don’t care to think about it, honestly.
Your best course of action is to be incredibly jealous of this half cherry / half coke Icee. I don’t care if it’s dropping down to 14 degrees tonight. This is too damn delicious.
Don’t, however, be incredibly jealous of my incredibly flat hair. It is very flat.
(via chrisworthington)
I can allllllllmost quote this entire album word for word. ALLLLLLMOST.