Honey & Salt

Oh! Hello. I love seafood, beer, whiskey, coffee, cheeseburgers, tacos, family, dogs, cussing, moccasins, feminism, books, music, and babies.

In Which The Dentist Won’t Let Me Be Great.

Why hasn’t my dentist’s office called me back for my appointment? Is it because of that one time when I was 5 and puked up cheerios during a fluoride treatment? It was a one-time thing! I can change! Honest!

  1. musicalsanity said: Actually, you puked up orange juice on Renee. But she never held it against you.
  2. sarahluz said: my gynecologist’s office is the WORST WITH THIS. they never call me back about anything. i’m considering leaving them over it. real glad i put this on the internet.
  3. whatwhatwhat said: My dentist was a huge chauvinist pig and every time he would say something vaguely condescending or insulting, I would bite him. He was also my orthodontist so he got “the business” if you know what I’m saying. Think I drew blood once.
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