Honey & Salt

Oh! Hello. I love seafood, beer, whiskey, coffee, cheeseburgers, tacos, family, dogs, cussing, moccasins, feminism, books, music, and babies.

GPOYW: I hope you haven’t forgotten about me; Apple has snatched me away from anything remotely resembling a life.
This morning, I smacked a mosquito who thought it was a good idea to suck the blood from my knee. I showed that asshole who was boss. I’m waiting for dresses to arrive [the internet is sending them to me] and all I want to eat is something from Breugger’s Bagels. I’m not naked. 

GPOYW: I hope you haven’t forgotten about me; Apple has snatched me away from anything remotely resembling a life.

This morning, I smacked a mosquito who thought it was a good idea to suck the blood from my knee. I showed that asshole who was boss. I’m waiting for dresses to arrive [the internet is sending them to me] and all I want to eat is something from Breugger’s Bagels. I’m not naked.