Honey & Salt

jasontheexploder:

The year’s 2364 and my trunk is raw
In my long range sensors is the mother fuckin’ law
I got two choices y’all drop to impulse or
Let the fucker eat the dust from my warp core
Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no high-warp chase with G.
Plus i got me some latinum so the case is beat
So I open hailing frequencies and say “Heyyo!”
I heard “Geordi do you know why I’m stoppin’ you for?”
Cause I’m young and I’m black and my VISOR’s real low?
Do I look like an empath? Nah! That’s Counselor Tro’! 
Am I goin’ to the brig or should I guess some mo’?
“Well you was doin Warp five in a Warp fo’ “
“Hop in a shuttle, step out yo Galaxy Class
You carryin’ a phaser on yo black ass?
I ain’t goin’ EVA, space is cold as shit!
“Well, do you mind if I scan yo’ superfly starship?”
Well my plasma coil’s locked so’s dilithium in back
Federation rights say you gon’ need a warrant for that
“Aren’t you sharp as a tack, you some type of Ferengi or something’?”
“Or somebody wily or somethin’?”
Well I was on the Rainbow i know a little bit
Take a look inside a book and you’ll learn yo’ shit
“We’ll see how smart you are when the Klingons come”
I got 99 problems but a breach ain’t one

#yea i wrote that #what can i say? i was bored

(via jasontheexploder)

AMAZING.